I don’t have to laugh while the whole world is laughing. And I can blow on my ice cream because … More
Tag: silly
Finding Philips
So a while back I wrote about my Philips, a figment of my imagination that would magically come to my … More
Summon Philips
In a perfect world, I imagine an elfin-like creature would come to my side every time I needed a tool. … More
Clothes Minded
Lately I’ve been updating my wardrobe. And I think I’ve made some good decisions (we won’t count the shorts with … More
… Can Often End in Disappointment???
If you couldn’t tell, the “man who traversed the wilds of Peru” in 1999 and discovered Llama Llogic was none … More
The Greatest Journeys…
The end of the last millennium shuffled in many new things before it quietly came to a close. Perhaps the … More
Fat-ass Garlic Knots
I finally jumped on the bandwagon and bought a iPod shuffle. A green one. I know what you’re saying, “Whoa, … More
Rebirthday
You’d think your janitor job at the local chili cheese factory would help, but it never has… until today. There’s … More
The Contest
Win a Contest For Your Fraternity Because You’re the Only Nerd They Have Day! All the other competitors have either … More
Flarts
The old definition of a flart was more or less: Having an incredible thought and then totally forgetting what it … More
Ads Almost as Bad as Tater Mitts
Metamucil: “Two Billion Bowel Movements Can’t Be Wrong.” Haagen-Dazs’ Raspberry Mocha Smoothie: “It’s Freakin’ Delicious!” Weight Watchers: “Jenny McCarthy Is … More
The Coctionary
The Coctionary is a list of new words. The term comes from the words “dictionary” (a reference book containing words … More
Hedonism is Underrated 