My Life as a Waking Animal

Us perhaps the dreamers not knowing we’re dreaming. Except now awake and aware. Reality the taste of grass in the … More

Ode to Grey

Light from the moon hits the bespeckled trees that slowly wave to me stirred by a soft breeze finding an … More

When I think of Nick Nolte, I think of his raspy voice and scraggly hair. But recently I’ve been thinking … More

Although I’m a pretty firm non-believer, my “benignbeast” username comes from a dream that I had with God. It’s probably … More

So a while back I wrote about my Philips, a figment of my imagination that would magically come to my … More

In a perfect world, I imagine an elfin-like creature would come to my side every time I needed a tool. … More

Lately I’ve been updating my wardrobe. And I think I’ve made some good decisions (we won’t count the shorts with … More

If you couldn’t tell, the “man who traversed the wilds of Peru” in 1999 and discovered Llama Llogic was none … More

The end of the last millennium shuffled in many new things before it quietly came to a close. Perhaps the … More

The old definition of a flart was more or less: Having an incredible thought and then totally forgetting what it … More

The Coctionary is a list of new words. The term comes from the words “dictionary” (a reference book containing words … More