Rebirthday

You’d think your janitor job at the local chili cheese factory would help, but it never has… until today. There’s…

The Contest

Win a Contest For Your Fraternity Because You’re the Only Nerd They Have Day! All the other competitors have either…

Flarts

The old definition of a flart was more or less: Having an incredible thought and then totally forgetting what it…

Ads Almost as Bad as Tater Mitts

Metamucil: “Two Billion Bowel Movements Can’t Be Wrong.” Haagen-Dazs’ Raspberry Mocha Smoothie: “It’s Freakin’ Delicious!” Weight Watchers: “Jenny McCarthy Is…

The Coctionary

The Coctionary is a list of new words. The term comes from the words “dictionary” (a reference book containing words…