Ads Almost as Bad as Tater Mitts

Metamucil: “Two Billion Bowel Movements Can’t Be Wrong.”

Haagen-Dazs’ Raspberry Mocha Smoothie: “It’s Freakin’ Delicious!”

Weight Watchers: “Jenny McCarthy Is Hot, Huh?”

Bluetooth: “You’ll Look Real Cool. We Promise.”

Black and Decker Blender: “5 New Speeds! Fast, A Little Faster, A Little Faster, A Little Faster, and Fastest.”