Horse Heartmind

At first I became sad when I reflected on the notion that horses don’t think like us. I believe they…

Kind and Cruel

Although I’m a pretty firm non-believer, my “benignbeast” username comes from a dream that I had with God. It’s probably…

So Different

A friend once asked me, “Why do you always have to be so different?” We were at a burger place…

Clothes Minded

Lately I’ve been updating my wardrobe. And I think I’ve made some good decisions (we won’t count the shorts with…

Rebirthday

You’d think your janitor job at the local chili cheese factory would help, but it never has… until today. There’s…

The Contest

Win a Contest For Your Fraternity Because You’re the Only Nerd They Have Day! All the other competitors have either…

Flarts

The old definition of a flart was more or less: Having an incredible thought and then totally forgetting what it…

Ads Almost as Bad as Tater Mitts

Metamucil: “Two Billion Bowel Movements Can’t Be Wrong.” Haagen-Dazs’ Raspberry Mocha Smoothie: “It’s Freakin’ Delicious!” Weight Watchers: “Jenny McCarthy Is…

The Coctionary

The Coctionary is a list of new words. The term comes from the words “dictionary” (a reference book containing words…